Don’t feel any pressure to buy any of my books, but just know that if you don’t buy at least one of them, God will judge you harshly in the afterlife. There will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth and hot coals and eyebrow plucking and all kinds of terrible things like that. So just keep that in mind… Oh, and toads with herpes. There will be lots of toads with herpes in hell too. So don’t say I didn’t warn you.


 
You Had Me At Idiot takes you on a journey through the warped, below-average mind of Paul Stoecklein. You're bound to feel better about yourself when you laugh your way through 26 essays of stupidity and mediocrity, including: "Sock Boxing with Ted," "Do Not Try This Diet at Home," "Christmas Nipples," "How Not to Clean the Bathroom Good," and much more!

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You Had Me At Idiot: Volume 2 continues the journey through the warped, below-average mind of Paul Stoecklein. Give yourself a laughter break with 23 more essays of stupidity and mediocrity, including: "Virtual Stupidity," "The Day I Almost Killed the Kid on the Cliff," "The Ugliest Group of People in the World," "The Trial of Adolph Clavin," and much more!

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If you're brand new to stand-up comedy or you're simply thinking about trying it, this book is for you. You may not even be sure if stand-up comedy is for you or how you would even start, but there's a voice inside telling you that you should at least check it out. This is NOT a how-to book. It is about answering the most basic questions that a brand new aspiring comedian has. Here are some of the questions covered in this book: What is it like performing stand-up comedy? How do I know if I'm meant to be a stand-up comedian? Am I too young or too old for stand-up comedy? What is the first step? How do I get my foot in the door? How much do stand-up comedians make?

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