Don’t feel any pressure to buy any of my books, but just know that if you don’t buy at least one of them, God will judge you harshly in the afterlife. There will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth and hot coals and eyebrow plucking and all kinds of terrible things like that. So just keep that in mind… Oh, and toads with herpes. There will be lots of toads with herpes in hell too. So don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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